lmaoalien:

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

dietchola:

the fact that nobody likes me kinda hurts my heart sometimes

(Source: hamiltongrier)

jackoffjohnson:

got my bad baby by my heavenly side

i’m a nice person i just hate everyone 

(Source: liveinphoenix)

jackoffjohnson:

this video was the cutest thing ever i dont care what u say